why do men die first?
Hi,my name is Anne,I did the following:
Q&A: why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy. If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her. If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is
favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you … its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet . .. its male indifference. If you cry … you’re a wimp. If you don’t … you’re an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her … you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you … she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination. If SHE asks you … it’s a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert. If you don’t …you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist. If you don’t … you’re unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape .. you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a slob. If you buy her flowers .. you’re after something. If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself. If you don’t … you’re not ambitious. If she has a headache … she’s tired. If you have a headache .. you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it too often … you’re oversexed. If you don’t … there must be someone else.
Why do men die first ?
Because they want to.
The answer in the following:
Answer by thgurkha
The Holy Truth.
Answer by Taknev
oh ! not ALL men die… unmarried like me live long 
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